There are three rules in Judge Ashton’s courtroom:
1. Don’t ever question him.
2. Try not to look guilty.
3. Never make him remember you.
I just wish someone had told me that before I had a hearing in front of him.
Because this jerk barely listened to my speeding ticket case, ruled me “guilty as hell,” and made me pay thousands of dollars in fees—despite me pleading about how broke and desperate I was.
So, it’s only fair that I looked up his home address, found his luxury car, and treated all his windows to some much-deserved damage.
I “allegedly” did it, I mean.
He’ll never know…
At least, that’s what I thought.
Several weeks later, yours truly was hired to be a new law clerk.
For his courtroom.
Turns out, he remembered me all too well and decided to make my life a living hell.
And he plays dirty.
Far dirtier than anyone could ever imagine…
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