{"product_id":"big-trouble-in-a-little-mafia","title":"Big Trouble in a Little Mafia","description":"\u003cp\u003eA sexy, dark romantic comedy with violent shenanigans and a dangerous game of love and lust.\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\n After years of dedicating my life to a thankless job, I'm over Corporate America. I've endured enough—employees who only cared about my snacks and stress hemorrhoids—and I deserve a summer getaway to turn forty in sunshine.\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\n Not a syringe to the neck.\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\n The random housesitting opportunity I found is a reminder that \"too good to be true\" comes with a price.\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\n I never planned to get kidnapped in my bonnet, but what's an unemployed HR manager to do when two doses of mistaken identity land me in a crime boss's bed? A fine crime boss with an attitude and a ceiling mirror. I do what anyone would do: turn my lemons into seltz limone e sale and make him pay...literally. I'm enjoying my vacation one way or another, the threat of war with one of Sicily's biggest mafias be damned.\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\n Big Trouble in a Little Mafia is a standalone dark mafia rom-com about a fed-up heroine and a morally grey cinnamon roll hero with a kill container and a love language of cooking. Deception, secret identities, and a voluntold marriage of convenience weave together in picturesque scenes and a pleasure club for an unexpected happily-ever-after. There's some unaliving, but we make it funny (and put dogs in bulletproof vests).\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\n Tropes:\u003cbr\u003e\n 🌹 Black romance\u003cbr\u003e\n 🔪 Mafia romance\u003cbr\u003e\n 🌹 Dark rom-com\u003cbr\u003e\n 🔪 Morally grey cinnamon roll\u003cbr\u003e\n 🌹 HR manager FMC\u003cbr\u003e\n 🔪 Mistaken identity\u003cbr\u003e\n 🌹 Voluntold marriage of convenience\u003cbr\u003e\n 🔪 Spicy shenanigans\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":51122928320759,"sku":"YSL13233","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0931\/4254\/8727\/files\/ebook_13233_9b0fc67aa7.jpg?v=1788749944","url":"https:\/\/kidobook.store\/products\/big-trouble-in-a-little-mafia","provider":"KidoBook","version":"1.0","type":"link"}